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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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