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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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