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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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