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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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