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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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