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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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