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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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