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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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