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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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