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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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