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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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