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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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