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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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