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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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