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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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