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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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