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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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