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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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