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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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