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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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