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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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