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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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