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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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