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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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