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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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