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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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