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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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