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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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