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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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