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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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