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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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