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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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