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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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