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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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