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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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