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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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