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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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