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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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