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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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