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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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