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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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