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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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