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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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