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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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