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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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