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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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