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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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