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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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