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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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