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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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