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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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