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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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