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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺
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