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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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