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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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