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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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