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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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